Pretending To Text (In Awkward Situations)

(965): So today my dad decides to inform me that when he found put my mom was pregnant with me and they found out I was a girl, he wished I was 4 foot 2, 250 lbs with no boobs. That way nobody would love me except my dad so he’d never have to deal with boys. My mom then chimes in and says: ” well you got one wish, she has no boobs!” which is true…but still I p2t.

Posted 2 years ago