April 2010
10 posts
(310): My boyfriend told me he wanted to fuck with me in front of my very conservative and religious parents. I P2T.
(502): I’m at the talent show and this ghetto girl was dancin and wouldn’t get off the stage. So I was like get off the stage not thinkin she would hear me. Then she comes off the stage and starts yelling at me so I’m pretending to text
(484): My mom is 10 minutes late to pick me up, and everyone else has left except for this creepy dude… P2T
(183): This guy I’m totally in love with is right in front of me. Trying to seem like I have friends so p2t
(908): My dad told me I’d make a good stripper. He even offered to buy me a pole to practice.
(507): My mom asked how my sex life is. I’m 14. She then proceeded to tell me all about hers, starting from when she was 12.
(208): My best friend sent me condoms as a gag gift. She didn’t write her name on it and my mom opened the package and is now having a discussion with my boyfriend.
(425): My moms old friend was at our house for dinner.. He told the entire table that he Just fired his #1 stripper at the club an since I just turned 18 he wanted to know if I was interested.. I think grandma had a heartattack..P2T!!!!
(208): My boyfriend snuck into my house at 1 a.m and we were fooling around a bit. My mom comes in and thankfully didn’t see him under the covers but then I had to explain why I was naked and making sex noises… I’m so glad my mom is soo oblivious!
(710): im scared my boyfriend is gonna hold my hand infront of my parents ( which would not be good) so im p2t…… but i dont want to..
March 2010
244 posts
(870): I am a homosexual
(519): So I’m sitting in the mall bathroom, doing my “business” and the two people on my left and right both loose a chocolate shotgun almost simitaneously, time to go
(502): Well me and my friends were messing around at lunch. Somehow apple sause was projected everywhere. Like 5 seconds afterward some ghetto black chick walked over and proceeded to yell who got applesauce in my weeve. I think see’s gonna kill us I’m p2t.
(626): I went into a stall to do a #1, the person in the next stall was doing the same and yelled “let’s race!” I waited in the stall until I could hear her leave. I think she did too.
(714): A girl I like asked me out on aim followed by a jk
(913): So im starting to feel like im fitting into this group of girls and one of them is throwing a HUGE party. I consider her one of my close friends so i asked her wen and where it was and she declared kinda loud ” oh youre not invited” ummm P2T???
(310): A while ago, my great-grandpa came to our house. While I was taking my shower, he walked in on me and proceeded to go to the bathroom. Since he had stomach cancer, it took him a REALLY long time to go. Most awkward 10 mins of my life.
(504): I’m at a bar next to a whole bunch of gay guys checking me out and I’m p2t so they won’t come over here!!
(461): So I asked my mom when the first time she had sex was, she said it was before she met my father. My dad moved next door to her when she was in grade 8. P2T
(229): Every class my male teacher stands right in front of my desk so that his crotch is in my face I p2t
(310): The other day my friends and I went to a Chinese buffet. Three of them got jello and was slurping it through a straw really loud. Everyone in the restaraunt was staring, and the Chinese ppl kept walking by and speaking Chinese to each other so I sat there and P2T.
(513): I’m on the bus sitting next to a guy that is breathing extremely heavy. I’m not sure if I’m rude enough to get up and move. I’m slowly moving to the next seat while P2T.
(203): today, my mom asked me if my penis is ok…. im 23, and she has never asked that b4
(123): Today I watched a guy pull a chip out of his girlfriends breasts and eat it and she just kept talking to her friend.
(403): My friend won’t stop staring at this hot chic at the mall, so i go up to the girl and ask her out for my shy friend. Turns out, it was a guy, and he said yes. P2t!!!!
(310): Getting a Brazilian bikini wax and the girl is complementing my vag. P2T
(365): My technology teacher has trouble pronouncing the letter “s”. Guess what he said instead of, insert the floppy disk? I p2t
(410): My teacher growled at me. Complete with the hand motion, and the ‘grrrrr’. Then he proceeded to crawl on the floor singing. I’m not even kidding. P2T.
(801): This guy sits next to me everyday on the bus, and shifts closer everytime. It’s really awkward and I’m P2T
(510): Today, I was raking up leaves over a giant pile of dog crap, my girlfriend decided she wanted to jump on the leaves and got dog crap all over her. P2T
(310): Today I realized how people have the worst grammar. I pointed this out to someone and she just gaped at me. So I just p2t
(281): I was walking in the hall and talking to my friend and I said “gosh, Mrs. Collins she is such a bitch.” Turns out she was standing right behind me and the next day she gave us a lecture about how she is better than all the other teachers cause she gives us homework to finish in class.
(603): I just told my boyfriend that I knew why his balls hurt so much after sex.. In front of our whole school, accidentally on video.
(913): Today I was waiting for my mother to come pick me up from the DMV. I went to sit down on the curb. After five minnutes, I realized that I was sitting in dog crap. P2T.
(980): Today, I saw a girl itch her butt with a water bottle. P2T.
(965): So today my dad decides to inform me that when he found put my mom was pregnant with me and they found out I was a girl, he wished I was 4 foot 2, 250 lbs with no boobs. That way nobody would love me except my dad so he’d never have to deal with boys. My mom then chimes in and says: ” well you got one wish, she has no boobs!” which is true…but still I p2t.
(913): I proposed to my girlfriend today. She said no. I came home to an engagement party thrown by my parents. P2T.
(904): Today while watching an episode of cops, I saw my husband being arrested in Nevada. He was suppose to be at a family members house in Florida.
(310): So i’m a guy and I was at the mall with my friends when my dad walks up to one of my friends and said “So did you have sex with anyone yet?” We are all 13. So I turned around and P2T!
(555): Today, I was watching tv with my boyfriend and a Victoria’s Secret commercial came on. My bf told me that he’d like to see me in some of that stuff. I guess he forgot my mom was in the room. P2T
(254): Today while sitting in the train I fell asleep and I hit my head on a really hot girl’s boobs. P2T
(752): I was at Target getting pads and my mom was there. She was standing next to me when she turned around she saw boxes of condoms. She asked me “Honey, What kind do you think your father wants?” I walked away P2T
(210): I can hear my parents having sex. Apparently, they like to roleplay Pirates of the Caribbean. My mom asked me if I could hear them. I said what and P2T
(151): I’m in science class with my ex boyfriend he’s sitting across from in a circle with all of our friends. We don’t talk anymore. I dropped my pencil and it rolled in between his legs. I bent down to get it. His and mine best friend exclaimed that it was just like old times.
(803): Me and my friends were at Best Buy. I went up to this guy and said, Heyy boy, Want to take us home? I did not mean to say that to him; we thought it was our other friend. P2T
(408): I’m sitting on a charter bus next to sexually active band geeks. All I see is them hardcore making out out of the corner of my eye. I P2T.
(225): I’m at a friend’s house for a group project, but she’s still at walmart getting supplies. So it’s just me and her dad and her little brother, and NO ONE’S talking. so im stuck here P2T…
(631): My mom was driving me and my BF to a school dance and all of the sudden, Baby by Justin bieber comes on the radio. She starts singing really loud and all of the car windows are opened. I closed the window and P2T.
(315): My littler brother came in on us 10 times in an hour and said nothing except for “whatcha doin”
(310): My friends dad asked me if I was the girl my friend was supposed to babysit today. I’m 16 p2t