(310): My boyfriend told me he wanted to fuck with me in front of my very conservative and religious parents. I P2T.

(484): My mom is 10 minutes late to pick me up, and everyone else has left except for this creepy dude… P2T

(502): I’m at the talent show and this ghetto girl was dancin and wouldn’t get off the stage. So I was like get off the stage not thinkin she would hear me. Then she comes off the stage and starts yelling at me so I’m pretending to text

(183): This guy I’m totally in love with is right in front of me. Trying to seem like I have friends so p2t

(710): im scared my boyfriend is gonna hold my hand infront of my parents ( which would not be good) so im p2t…… but i dont want to..

(425): My moms old friend was at our house for dinner.. He told the entire table that he Just fired his #1 stripper at the club an since I just turned 18 he wanted to know if I was interested.. I think grandma had a heartattack..P2T!!!!

(908): My dad told me I’d make a good stripper. He even offered to buy me a pole to practice.

(208): My best friend sent me condoms as a gag gift. She didn’t write her name on it and my mom opened the package and is now having a discussion with my boyfriend.

(208): My boyfriend snuck into my house at 1 a.m and we were fooling around a bit. My mom comes in and thankfully didn’t see him under the covers but then I had to explain why I was naked and making sex noises… I’m so glad my mom is soo oblivious!

(507): My mom asked how my sex life is. I’m 14. She then proceeded to tell me all about hers, starting from when she was 12.